A Hot Elf Chick... Umm.... Not Really

  Hot elf chick? You make the call!


I didn't want to do the "hot elf chick" thing, so I thought a joke might work.

 Because Orlando Bloom is such a fembot...

 ...he's a ManBaby! Yeah!

And if there was any doubt that he is an effeminate twerp of the fembot variety, look no further than...


Yikes! Perhaps he confused his role of Legolas with that of Arwen?

Nice ears!

Ok, I lied, I did post a "hot elf chick" of sorts, I guess...

...although every time I see her I can't help but think what she's going to look like in 30 years:


Now, back to our regularly scheduled old school,
role-playing, D&D nerdage!


  1. I second your estimation of poor liv's looks in 30 years, YARK! indeed.

    That being said, while I did come for the "hot elf chicks", I dig your blog. You have been rss'd my friend :)

  2. Glad you guys got a chuckle out of it, although the real credit goes to you James for thinking up the whole thing in the first place.

    At least its something fun and relatively harmless, rather than the usual OSR rant fest that seems the norm.


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